This is a prime example of how to not write a lab report. I commented to my wife the other day about how I’m going to be responsible for a whole generation of doctors getting in to medical school. It’s because of papers like this, and my exam scores, bringing down the curve and making everyone else look better.
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Hi Chris,
It’s Elizabeth from physics. Luckily i didn’t need your help with homework but I’m here checking out your website anyway. It’s pretty impressive. I wish I knew how to make these things.
Well, I hope your second lab report goes better.
ok, the snowflakes/stars freaked me out for a minute. i only saw one and it was acting all spiderish… freaked out!
i am sure everyone thanks you for lowering the curve. just tell your clasmates “Merry Christmas!”
I can’t even see the snowflakes. What the heck is going on!!!
hi chris,
it’s your old TA for AB. Your lab report keeps popping up in a Google search for “articles that cite” - if you could be so kind as to remove your report so that the scientific community is not confused by it, that would be greatly appreciated.