Congrats TomKat on the birth of Suri. Thankfully, it’s been a week now, so they can finally have the baby checked out to see if she is ok. Also, I think now they can actually talk to her. You wouldn’t want to scare a baby with its mother’s voice during the first week of life. I wonder if Tom’s had the chance to dine on the placenta yet. I saw a recipe online for a placenta lasagna that looked <sarcasm>fabulous</sarcasm>.
OK, so I’m kidding of course. I cannot stand all the coverage Tom Cruise gets in the news nowadays. The guy is turning into a freaking weirdo. I used to think he was cool, back when he was Maverick in Top Gun. I guess I liked Rain Man as well. I’d be lying if I said that while growing up I didn’t think Risky Business was cool. But now he’s turned into this… person that people make fun of. Jumping up on couches and ranting against psychiatry seem to make people want to make fun of him. Except the news media, and his Scientologist friends.
OK, so I don’t really have anything else to say. It just bugs me because no matter what, I can’t seem to escape TomKat.
Speaking of TomKat, I absolutely hate that nickname. Do they have to come up with a stupid name for every celebrity couple now? Bennifer, Brangelina, Vaughniston? Lame. I should come up with a nickname for me and Kate, like “Cate” or “Kris”.
I just want to applaud you for your amazingly ingenius way of combining our names!
i like this post Chris. even if i wasn’t rolling on the floor laughing, it WAS funny. and i coulnd’t agree more on the name slurring. very annoying.