How come every time you come around…

I just got done listening to Fergie “sing” London Bridge on XM Satellite Radio. Wow. That song is horrendous. This song was #10 on 20 on 20. Who in the world listens to this stuff. Check this out:

How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London want you to go down
Like London London be going down

What in the heck does that even mean? Is she referring to oral sex? Normally when I hear “go down” that is what I would think of. But then, is she calling herself the London Bridge? You gotta love definition #2 over on the Urban Dictionary:

A meaningless, vaguely sexual term used by Fergie in her single of the same name, invented simply to stir up discussion about an otherwise forgettable and derivative song.