Is Mary Murphy one of the most annoying people in the world or what? Tonight, instead of doing her customary annoying scream, she acted like her hand was a puppet, and made her hand scream. Wow. I’m having a hard time trying to figure out who is on more drugs: Mary Murphy or Paula Abdul.

If the drug you are refering to is Botox, then Mary Murphy!
Well, Botox isn’t so much a drug as it is a microbe, Clostridium botulinum. About this, Wikipedia states:
Why anyone would ever want to inject that in to her face is beyond me. Still, I think there is something more wrong that than. She’s got to be at least tipping the bottle before the show starts.