But in reality I’m not.
Last week our dryer stopped drying. It ran just fine, but there wasn’t any heat. So Monday I replaced the heating element. It actually wasn’t too hard, once I knew what I was looking for.
Today I fixed the belt in the vacuum cleaner. It busted the other day. This was simple; done in less than five minutes.
So really, I’m not a handyman, but still, I feel awesome right now.

Dude, you’re like a regular Bob Vila or something! Maybe you should moonlight as an internet DIY consultant!
What a man!
Yes, you rock!
Dude - can you remodel my basement? I’ll let you watch the plasma screen TV I plan to put down there … someday …