Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson to split

I don’t even know how I can control myself. I’ve been struggling the past few days trying to figure out what I would say about this. I mean, after the breakup of Britney and K-Fed this is almost unbearable.

Everything I’ve ever felt about marriage I feel is being rocked to the core right now. I mean, how can these two people, so much in love, be ending it all? And what does that mean for people like Kate and me? I mean, if Britney and Kevin can’t stay together, or Kid and Pam can’t keep it together, what hopes do Kate and I have of being able to stay married? Is it even possible?

For those of you not sure, this was entirely a joke. Who really expected them to stay together? And Kate and I are fine.

From the reports, Kid Rock is mad at Pam for being involved with the movie Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. LAME. Quit being such a freak Kid Rock.

5 Responses to “Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson to split”


  1. 1 Mike Laughead

    When I got the email, I wanted to smack you for posting more of this crap. But then I laughed when I read the actual post. So what else is up with you? Do you ever check out my blog?

  2. 2 Chris

    I can’t read your blog, all the dates are in Spanish.

  3. 3 Becca

    Personally I follow the crowd on the train of thought that says why were those other people even allowed to get together in the first place? And don’t even get me started on “K-Fed’s” contributions to perpetuate the sub-human race! hmm, perhaps I should be posting this anonymously…You and Kate have a chance because you married within your species and are both intelligent enough to not only know what Love is, but also to understand that there’s more to a marriage than lust and publicity.

  4. 4 Chris

    I don’t think we give K-Fed enough credit. I mean, we all think he’s way dumb, but he managed to get one of the richest women in the world to marry him, and now he’s probably set for life.

  5. 5 Drew

    Erin really admires Britney’s lady parts!

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