Kate,
It’s been over a week since you’ve updated your blog and spewed forth your jewels of wit and wisdom for the rest of us. If think you not that we are undeserving swine, then I implore you write something for your huddled masses. We beseech you, spread thick your sunshine for the rain has settled over us. Our loyalty never faileth. With joyous hearts we welcome your words and swear an oath to comment on them. Dear lady I pray you make haste–our entertainment is in your capable hands.
Your Devoted Follower,
Becca

Hear, hear!
Cute Becca.