Anyways, pretty infrequently, they have this item known as “Random Crap”, affectionately know to some as a “Bag of Crap”. In the whole 3 year history of Woot, this apparently was only their 20th offering of said crap. So more about the Random Crap…
The way it works is this: every so often there is the crap. You never know when it is going to come, it just does. (That’s what she said.) It’s by far the most sought out item available on Woot, which generally sells things like computer cables, computer hard drives, and other such stuff for pretty cheap. Well, anyways, the Crap, when it is available, is on sale for $1 each, and you can order up to 3, with $5 flat shipping, so one Crap is $6, two Craps are $7, and three Craps are $8. Some of the stuff is kinda lame, but occasionally Woot throws in some awesome crap, and I don’t mean crap. The best “crap” that anyone has received from Woot is a 61″ HDTV, and others have gotten a PS3 or Wii or something like that. It doesn’t happen a lot, but it happens enough that people want to buy them.
Well, like I mentioned, people want them. You pretty much have to be around the computer right at midnight to check because if they have Crap that night, they will sell out QUICK. I think once I saw 3000 Craps sell out in something like 3 minutes. Luckily, I have no life (sometimes) so I am up around that time, and have been lucky enough to receive Woot’s Crap.
The first time was 02 June 2006, I was able to get 3 Craps for $8. We ended up getting a pretty sweet toaster that sells for $40 at Target. Not bad, and I was in the market for a toaster anyway. We also got a Samsonite camera bag worth about $10. We also were looking for a camera bag, so that worked out well for us too. Let’s see, there was also some lame book called “Hey Loser” or something like that. I don’t even know where that is. Pretty worthless, but overall, well worth my $8.
Fast forward to 01 June 2007, I got just one Crap, for $6. And boy, was it crap. It was some stupid thing that you plug in to your computer, and you talk into the microphone, and it makes your voice sound like some alien voice from some Nickelodeon cartoon or something. I don’t really know. Anyways, the next birthday party Michael gets invited to, he’s gifting that. Unless it is one of his really good friends. I don’t want him to lose friends over a crappy present.
Well, last night, shortly before midnight, I remembered that last year, at the stroke of midnight on my birthday, Woot had the Random Crap. I was shut out and didn’t get any, but around 5 minutes before midnight I remembered, and thought maybe they would have the Crap again. Sure enough, they did. Turns out, I share a birthday with Woot (I’m now 30, Woot is 3) and in honor of their birthday they have Crap (or in honor of my birthday, as I like to think about it). So… I refreshed my page right at midnight, and sure enough, Crap. I hurriedly put in my order for 3 Craps, and waited, and waited, while they were processing my order. I waited and waited. And waited. Well, I got tired of waiting, so I went back out with Kate to watch some TV. Around 1am I checked again, and the order went through! I looked at my email and saw that my email confirmation from Woot came at 12:50, so it took a whole 50 minutes to process my order. I was nervous, but I’m excited now that I will be getting some Crap.
So now, I have no idea what I will get until it gets here. It’s really pretty random. It could be sweet, or it could be lame. That’s part of the excitement. When the Crap gets here, I’ll take some pictures and post them!!!
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