So today I was headed over to Iowa Book to get my twice-daily refill of fountain Diet Coke with splash of Cherry Coke, when I saw inside the back of this truck, these guys were unloading stuff. And there was this stack of boxes that were ALL smashed up and stuff, and it looked pretty bad. Anyways, the dudes said to each other, “I wonder how the boxes got to look like that” and other stuff along those lines.
So, I went in, got my refill, and started back to work, and I passed the same truck. This was maybe only 3 minutes later. Anyways, they’re unloading the boxes to put on some of those two-wheeled dollies to pull in, and the dude inside the truck just starts heaving the boxes out into the street, and they hit the ground and tumble a bit, and the other dude moves them toward the dolly not by picking them up, but by kicking them over there.
Hmm, I also wonder why the boxes look like that.
You should ask my dad about Diet Coke. He’ll tell you what it REALLY is.
I TOTALLY mix the diet coke with cherry coke. I do half and half, though. Although right now I have put a hold on the diet until I have the baby (because cherry coke is very nutritious).
Diet Coke, although recognizably NOT the point of this post, is DISGUSTING!!! I can condone Diet Cherry Coke (although I still think there are hundreds of better liquids to flush your body with), but I don’t know about a mix of regular with cherry.
What is WRONG with you people?! What about the freakin BOXES?! That story is hilarious, honey!
Was the truck bright orangish yellow and did it say DHL on it?
Congratulations Chris,
You are rapidly becoming a pretty good pointless story teller. In another 20 years or so you could be a master pointless story teller like me.