There are always stories in the news about people… making love (?) to things, so I decided to created a new category called “The things people do” and here is my inaugural post…
Art Price, Jr., a married father of three, chose to do a picnic table. I’m not sure I want to write all the details here, but I am bored and can’t sleep and couldn’t pass this up. If you are interested you can read the full article here.
No doubt this backyard buffet-lover was pretty sick and wrong, but I’m not sure if we should be pinning medals on the voyeuristic neighbors just yet. If my neighbor were humping his picnic table in the nude, I’m pretty sure my (or any other decent person’s) first impulse would not be, “Quick, honey, he’s humping it again! Grab the video camera!” Oh but wait, this amateur porn vid was made just to “protect the children”, right? What about the guy’s three kids who will now be teased mercilessly by their schoolmates over the only news item to put Bellevue, OH on the map in decades?