Monthly Archive for January, 2009

Happy Birthday Josh!!!

I’m so happy we are ALL in our 30’s now! I hope you have a great day and an even better evening (which is mostly because you are going to see US in the evening)!!!!

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A Curious Yet Tasty Facial Hair Experiment

OK, please, for anyone who has seen my ridiculous attempt a facial hair growth in the past few weeks, look at my new picture and vote in this poll. I want to know what you think.
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Is this pathetic goatee less ridiculous than my previously unshaved face?

  • Yes, this is so much better, keep it like this! (38.0%, 5 Votes)
  • No way, you should have kept it as it was and never shave again. (23.0%, 3 Votes)
  • It is a little better, but you should just shave clean. (15.0%, 2 Votes)
  • Either way is good for me. (15.0%, 2 Votes)
  • You still look like crap, you should just chop off your whole face. (8.0%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 13

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P.S. Bonus points to the first person who can guess the inspiration to my blog post title.

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Kate’s 32!!!

Happy birthday Kate, you’re 32 years old! It seems like only 3 years ago that you turned 29 and cried because it meant you were only one year away from being 30! I love you!!!

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Talk about cold…

Antarctica 35, Alaska 34, Moscow 26, North Pole 7, Waterloo... -9?!?!?!

Antarctica 35, Alaska 34, Moscow 26, North Pole 7, Waterloo… -9?!?!?!

So we’re sitting here and the KWWL News at 10 is on, and they reported on how cold is has been here in Iowa. Well, Kate got a little upset when they flashed this on the screen:

  • Antarctica 35
  • Fairbanks, AK 34
  • Moscow 26
  • North Pole 7
  • Waterloo -9

Somehow to Kate, that just doesn’t seem quite right.

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If it wouldn’t be sacrilegious…

…I would rename the card game euchre to 24. Or I’d call the television show Euchre.

We all know that 24 is the greatest show in the history of television.

We all know that euchre is the greatest game ever invented, cards or otherwise.

Consider this: Jack Bauer is the most powerful person in all of the universe. He destroys everything he comes in contact with.

In euchre, the most powerful card in the game is the “bower” (really should be spelled “Bauer”). The “bower” is a jack. The Jack Bauer is the most powerful card in the euchre universe. It destroys everything it comes in contact with.

If Jack Bauer wasn’t a fictional character, I’d further hypothesize that Jack Bauer invented euchre. Euchre is the greatest game ever, and is a great way to relax after a long, hard day. Who needs a way to relax after a hard day more than Jack Bauer? Nobody, because everyone else is either relieved that Jack Bauer saved them, or they’re dead because they were terrorists.

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