OK, please, for anyone who has seen my ridiculous attempt a facial hair growth in the past few weeks, look at my new picture and vote in this poll. I want to know what you think.

Is this pathetic goatee less ridiculous than my previously unshaved face?
- Yes, this is so much better, keep it like this! (38.0%, 5 Votes)
- No way, you should have kept it as it was and never shave again. (23.0%, 3 Votes)
- It is a little better, but you should just shave clean. (15.0%, 2 Votes)
- Either way is good for me. (15.0%, 2 Votes)
- You still look like crap, you should just chop off your whole face. (8.0%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 13
P.S. Bonus points to the first person who can guess the inspiration to my blog post title.



Are you talking about something on the food network?
Mike, that is a great first guess.
Did Guy shave?
Does it have anything to do with the amount of food that gets stuck in the facial hair…saved for later. I don’t know, I just guess that that would be my problem if I had a little bit more facial hair!
does the title come from the cotton candy you used for a goatee?
The avacado thing from the Food Network?
Lisa, that is correct, the episode of Good Eats titled Curious Yet Tasty Avocado Experiment. Have you seen that episode or did you Google it?
I don’t know what your prize is yet, but I’ll figure it out before I see you next.
I should wish for so few hairs on my face!
I don’t think Lisa googled it because A) she would have spelled avocado right and B) I googled the dang thing and found nothing. Lisa is your true and honest winner!