Archive for the 'Kate' Category

Kate’s 32!!!

Happy birthday Kate, you’re 32 years old! It seems like only 3 years ago that you turned 29 and cried because it meant you were only one year away from being 30! I love you!!!

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Happy Birthday Kate!

You are getting pretty old. I still love you!

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My silly wife

So for some reason Kate thought it would be a good idea to wear a diaper on her head and pose for some pictures. I’m not sure why.
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Happy 5th Birthday Audrey!

Today, the day we celebrate the anniversary of the birth of Audrey Elizabeth, I say to her, Happy Birthday.

And to my wife, I say this:

Thank you for awakening me during my slumber that August night. How fortunate that the specific seed which fertilized your ovum was able to find the correct fallopian tube, for any other of my seed would have produced a different child. Thank you for nurturing her during the nine months of gestation. And thank you for the work of labor, in which you pushed this child through the birth canal and into the world.

Tonight, to celebrate, we shall have Red Lobster, and cake!!!

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Ode to my wife…

Sometimes she gets bored…
and she has nothing better to do…
so she’ll get on my blog…
and write poems for you…
how she knows my password…
is very hard to say…
wait! that is her blog…
have you looked THERE today?

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