So this morning I woke up and read the DI online and there was this article about how T9 (the predicative text messaging software) doesn’t include any swear words, so it makes it much harder for people to swear in a text message. Really? This constitutes news? Why in the world would anyone write this? And who came up with this idea? It is really stupid.
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Is Mary Murphy one of the most annoying people in the world or what? Tonight, instead of doing her customary annoying scream, she acted like her hand was a puppet, and made her hand scream. Wow. I’m having a hard time trying to figure out who is on more drugs: Mary Murphy or Paula Abdul.
I just got done listening to Fergie “sing” London Bridge on XM Satellite Radio. Wow. That song is horrendous. This song was #10 on 20 on 20. Who in the world listens to this stuff. Check this out:
How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London want you to go down
Like London London be going down
What in the heck does that even mean? Is she referring to oral sex? Normally when I hear “go down” that is what I would think of. But then, is she calling herself the London Bridge? You gotta love definition #2 over on the Urban Dictionary:
A meaningless, vaguely sexual term used by Fergie in her single of the same name, invented simply to stir up discussion about an otherwise forgettable and derivative song.
…and I wish I was deaf, after hearing this song by Paris Hilton. I normally change the station when it comes on, but I figured that if I was to fully criticize the song, its only fair if I listen to is first. Man, her vocal talent is weaker that my willpower around a box of Oreos. I mean, she really cannot sing. And Britney Spears can get away with having no talent by the fact that for some reason, her songs usually have a catchy tune. The same cannot be said of this.
The scary part about this is that I heard this on XM Radio’s 20 on 20. It was somewhere in the countdown of the 20 most popular songs. I don’t even get it.
