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So some of you may notice a few changes around here. I installed a plugin to make it easier to share our blog with your friends. Just click the “Tell A Friend” link in the sidebar or beneath each post to share with your friends. Go ahead and share away!

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Looking for Valentine’s Day plans?

Are you looking for some special plans with your significant other on Valentine’s Day?

Well, apparently a zoo in Michigan is charging $50 per couple for an event called Zoorotica.

From their website:

Experienced and unabashed staff will lead you on a tour exploring the sexual lives of animals. Biting, clawing, scratching and mid-air acrobatics, animals have a way of reproducing that can be beautiful and brutal at the same time! The love tour will end with hors d’oeuvres and a special DVD presentation. Each couple will receive a small gift to commemorate their experience! This is an adults only event and participants must be 21 years or older.

This all seems a little odd to me. What do you think?

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I want to milk a cow

So I’ve started watching the new show on Food Network titled “Will Work for Food” and he went to some place where he milked a cow. I’ve never done this before, but I think it would be cool to try. Does anyone know where I can go and bring my children and try milking a cow?

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My Life Would Suck Without You (but it would suck less without this song)

So, I’m a fan of Kelly Clarkson. I listen to her music on the radio, and it occupies some space on my iPod. One morning in clinic at Oaknoll I was singing Kelly Clarkson music. When it was announced that she was supposed to perform at Kinnick Stadium, I ordered tickets on the first day, before the were available to the general public.

So tonight, I heard the new song “My Life Would Suck Without You” and I really think it sucks. I don’t know what it is about it, but it most definitely will not enter my iPod rotation.

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Happy Birthday Josh!!!

I’m so happy we are ALL in our 30’s now! I hope you have a great day and an even better evening (which is mostly because you are going to see US in the evening)!!!!

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A Curious Yet Tasty Facial Hair Experiment

OK, please, for anyone who has seen my ridiculous attempt a facial hair growth in the past few weeks, look at my new picture and vote in this poll. I want to know what you think.
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Is this pathetic goatee less ridiculous than my previously unshaved face?

  • Yes, this is so much better, keep it like this! (38.0%, 5 Votes)
  • No way, you should have kept it as it was and never shave again. (23.0%, 3 Votes)
  • It is a little better, but you should just shave clean. (15.0%, 2 Votes)
  • Either way is good for me. (15.0%, 2 Votes)
  • You still look like crap, you should just chop off your whole face. (8.0%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 13

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P.S. Bonus points to the first person who can guess the inspiration to my blog post title.

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Kate’s 32!!!

Happy birthday Kate, you’re 32 years old! It seems like only 3 years ago that you turned 29 and cried because it meant you were only one year away from being 30! I love you!!!

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Talk about cold…

Antarctica 35, Alaska 34, Moscow 26, North Pole 7, Waterloo... -9?!?!?!

Antarctica 35, Alaska 34, Moscow 26, North Pole 7, Waterloo… -9?!?!?!

So we’re sitting here and the KWWL News at 10 is on, and they reported on how cold is has been here in Iowa. Well, Kate got a little upset when they flashed this on the screen:

  • Antarctica 35
  • Fairbanks, AK 34
  • Moscow 26
  • North Pole 7
  • Waterloo -9

Somehow to Kate, that just doesn’t seem quite right.

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If it wouldn’t be sacrilegious…

…I would rename the card game euchre to 24. Or I’d call the television show Euchre.

We all know that 24 is the greatest show in the history of television.

We all know that euchre is the greatest game ever invented, cards or otherwise.

Consider this: Jack Bauer is the most powerful person in all of the universe. He destroys everything he comes in contact with.

In euchre, the most powerful card in the game is the “bower” (really should be spelled “Bauer”). The “bower” is a jack. The Jack Bauer is the most powerful card in the euchre universe. It destroys everything it comes in contact with.

If Jack Bauer wasn’t a fictional character, I’d further hypothesize that Jack Bauer invented euchre. Euchre is the greatest game ever, and is a great way to relax after a long, hard day. Who needs a way to relax after a hard day more than Jack Bauer? Nobody, because everyone else is either relieved that Jack Bauer saved them, or they’re dead because they were terrorists.

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Subscription to our blog

OK, so here is the deal… I was updating our blog tonight, and I was deleting some plugins that we no longer use, and I accidentally deleted the subscription plugin. What that did was deleted all the email addresses we had stored for the subscriptions.

Kate and I went through our email contacts and added a bunch of people. Some of you were people who had been subscribed to our list before, some of you are new people that we have added.

If you are not interested in receiving these emails anymore, just go ahead and delete yourself from the list.

You can do that here: http://www.chrisandkatewheeler.com/subscribe/

Just enter your email address, click UNSUBSCRIBE, then click the SEND button.

If you want to keep getting these emails, just do nothing and they’ll come to you automatically. We only post about 2-4 times per week so its not like we’ll fill your inbox.

Thanks!

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