…I would rename the card game euchre to 24. Or I’d call the television show Euchre.
We all know that 24 is the greatest show in the history of television.
We all know that euchre is the greatest game ever invented, cards or otherwise.
Consider this: Jack Bauer is the most powerful person in all of the universe. He destroys everything he comes in contact with.
In euchre, the most powerful card in the game is the “bower” (really should be spelled “Bauer”). The “bower” is a jack. The Jack Bauer is the most powerful card in the euchre universe. It destroys everything it comes in contact with.
If Jack Bauer wasn’t a fictional character, I’d further hypothesize that Jack Bauer invented euchre. Euchre is the greatest game ever, and is a great way to relax after a long, hard day. Who needs a way to relax after a hard day more than Jack Bauer? Nobody, because everyone else is either relieved that Jack Bauer saved them, or they’re dead because they were terrorists.
